Game Intelligence leaves no stone unturned in search of footballing dead ringers. Spitting image numero uno:
Seperated at birth: Jemaine “the Hiphopopotamus” Clement vs Javier “El Jefecito” Mascherano in the battle of the five o’clock shadow.
Mascherano, after his acrimonious departure from Liverpool, is currently left with “Hurt Feelings” on the bench at Barcelona. Still, feed him a few “Sugalumps” and he’ll be tearing off to bite ankles and screaming “F**k Off! F**k Off!F**k Off!” if he scores a goal…

- Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords


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